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Welcome to the Global Village.


*a phone rings*

"Hello, you're through to orange, how may I help you?"
"Oh I was wondering if I could attach a... hang on..."
"Yes?"
"Gary?"
"Mum?"
"What you doing son?"
"I'm working mum."
"For orange?"
"Yes mum."
"Oh... So will you be back for tea?"
"No."
"Why not son?"
"Mum, I'm on my gap year."
"But..."
"I'm in India mum."
"But... you're on the telephone."
"I know mum"
"India?"
"Yes mum."

*Pause*

"Can I top you up?"

As Bob Hoskins once annoyingly said, it's good to talk.